you are the

tech bro

From the dual-monitor grind against a brick wall to biking through a Carmine Street downpour, you’re the definition of the NYC founder hustle. You’re clearly living for the 'work hard, play harder' lifestyle, whether it’s hitting the slopes with your Burton board or catching some rays near a luxury yacht. Honestly, the absolute dedication to the Citi Bike commute in a literal monsoon is the kind of high-stakes energy that builds a unicorn.